Hey, The Karate Kid’s a great movie.
It’s the story of a hopeful, young karate enthusiast whose
dreams and moxie take him all the way to
the All Valley Karate Championship.
Of course, sadly he loses in the final round to that nerd kid.
But, he learns an important lesson about
gracefully accepting defeat.
“Wait, when you watch The Karate Kid you actually root
for that mean blonde boy?” – Lily
No, I root for the scrawny loser from New Jersey
who barely even knows karate.
When I watch The Karate Kid I root for the karate kid,
Johnny Lawrence from the Cobra Kai dojo.
Get your head out of your ass Lily.
Raj: I'm telling you dude, the only way to make you feel better about Penny going out with other guys, is for you to get back on the whores.
Howard: … "horse".
Raj: What?
Howard: The phrase is "get back on the horse"… not "whores".
Raj: That's disgusting, dude!
עונה 9 פרק 15
ברטה: כל הקומוניסטים הם פריקים,
סקס היה הדבר היחיד שהם לא היו צריכים לעמוד בשבילו בתור.
ציטוט:
מקור : http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Feature_quote
List of Quotes
| Feature quote | Quote |
| First | Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the fire that burns against cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come. – Oath of the Night's Watch[1][2] |
| Second | When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground. – Cersei Lannister[3] |
| Third | When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives. – Ned Stark[4] |
| Fourth | What is dead may never die, but rises again, harder and stronger. – Aeron Damphair[5] |
| Fifth | There are no men like me. There's only me. – Jaime Lannister[6] |
| Sixth | Never forget who you are, for surely the world won’t. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armor yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you. – Tyrion Lannister[7] |
| Seventh | Rhaegar fought valiantly, Rhaegar fought nobly, Rhaegar fought honorably. And Rhaegar died. – Jorah Mormont[8] |
| Eight | "Can a man still be brave if he's afraid?"- Bran Stark "That is the only time a man can be brave" – Eddard Stark[9] |
| Ninth | "The things I do for love" – Jaime Lannister[10] |
| Tenth | – "There will be pain." (Qyburn) – "I'll scream." (Jaime Lannister) – "A great deal of pain." – "I'll scream very loudly."[11] |
| Eleventh | The gold cloak drew a shortsword. "Here's your law.""That's no law, just a sword. Happens I got one, too.[12]" (Yoren) |
| Twelfth | "You know nothing, Jon Snow[13][14]." – Ygritte |
| Thirteenth | Lord Tywin Lannister did not, in the end, shit gold.[15] |
| Fourteenth | "First Lesson. Stick them with the pointy end." – Jon Snow to Arya[16] |
| Fifteenth | "Men call me Darkstar, and I am of the night" – Gerold Dayne to Myrcella Baratheon[17] |
| Sixeenth | "If you would take a man's life, you owe it to him to look into his eyes and hear his final words. And if you cannot bear to do that, then perhaps the man does not deserve to die." – Eddard Stark to Bran[18] |
| Seventeenth | "The Iron Throne is mine by rights. All those who deny that are my foes." – Stannis Baratheon "The whole of the realm denies it, brother. Old men deny it with their death rattle, and unborn children deny it in their mothers' wombs. They deny it in Dorne and they deny it on the Wall. No one wants you for their king. Sorry." – Renly Baratheon[19] |
| Eighteenth | "Oak and iron guard me well, or else I'm dead and doomed to hell." – Ser Duncan the Tall[20][21] |
| Nineteenth | "We're children. We're supposed to be childish."[22] – Myrcella Baratheon |
| Twentieth | "Do you even know what honor is?" – Brynden Tully to Jaime Lannister A horse – Jaime Lannister (to himself)[23] |
| Twenty-first | "I don't know who my mother was," – Jon Snow "Some woman, no doubt. Most of them are[24]." – Tyrion Lannister |
| Twenty-second | "I prefer my history dead. Dead history is writ in ink, the living sort in blood."[25] – Rodrik "The Reader" Harlaw |
| Twenty-third | "There is no creature on earth half so terrifying as a truly just man."[26] – Varys |
| Twenty-fourth | "Laws are a tedious business and counting coppers is worse[27]." – Robert Baratheon |
| Twenty-fifth | "Those are brave men. Let's go kill them[28]." – Tyrion Lannister |
| Twenty-sixth | "The gall of them, fighting back!"[29] – Tyrion Lannister |
| Twenty-seventh | "Whatever you do, make certain your hands are clean." – Petyr Baelish[30] |
| Twenty-eighth | "Valor is a poor substitute for numbers." – Doran Martell[31] |
| Twenty-ninth | "A bag of dragons buys a man's silence for a while, but a well-placed quarrel buys it forever.[32]" – Petyr Baelish |
| Thirtieth | "The dead are likely dull fellows, full of tedious complaints – 'the ground's too cold, my gravestone should be larger, why does HE get more worms than I do…'" – Dolorous Edd Tollett[33] |
| Thirty-first | "Do you have any notion what happens when a city is sacked, Sansa? No, you wouldn’t, would you? All you know of life you learned from singers, and there is such a dearth of good sacking songs."[34] – Cersei Lannister |
| Thirty-second | "You may well have the better claim, but I have the larger army." – Renly Baratheon[35] |
| Thirty-third | "Once they figure a way to work a dead horse, we'll be next. Likely I'll be the first too. 'Edd,' they'll say, 'dying's no excuse for laying down no more, so get on up and take this spear, you've got first watch tonight.' Well, I shouldn't be so gloomy. Might be I'll die before they work it out." – "Dolorous" Edd Tollett[36] |
| Thirty-fourth | "Father had only gone out to ransom Petyr Pimple. He brought them the gold they asked for, but they hung him anyway." – Amerei "Gatehouse Ami" Frey "Hanged, Ami. Your father was not a tapestry." – Mariya Darry[37] |
| Thirty-fifth | "In his chainmail shirt with a sword in his hand, Gendry looked almost a man grown, and dangerous. Hot Pie looked like Hot Pie."[38] |
| Thirty-sixth | "We'll never find that one, and I'll be blamed. Nothing ever goes missing that they don't look at me, ever since that time I lost my horse. As if that could be helped. He was white and it was snowing, what did they expect?" – "Dolorous" Edd Tollett[39] |
| Thirty-seventh | "I think it passing odd that I am loved by one for a kindness I never did, and reviled by so many for my finest act[40]." – Jaime Lannister |
| Thirty-eighth | "Don’t kill him here!" – Masha Heddle, about Tyrion "Don’t kill him anywhere" – Tyrion Lannister, about himself[41] |
| Thirty-ninth | "There are no true knights, no more than there are gods. If you can't protect yourself, die and get out of the way of those who can. Sharp steel and strong arms rule this world, don't ever believe any different." – Sandor Clegane[42] |
| Fortieth | "There's nothing half so mortal as a grey goose feather" – Theon Greyjoy[43] |
| Forty-first | "Is there gold hidden in the village? Is there silver? Gems? Is there food? Where is Lord Beric? Where did he go? How many men were with him? How many knights? How many bowmen? How many, how many, how many, how many, how many, how many? Is there goldin the village?" – Arya Stark, stabbing in rhythm[44] |
| Forty-second | "What if the wolves come?" – Lommy Greenhands "Yield" – Arya[45] |
| Forty-third | "Who knows more of gods than I? Horse gods and fire gods, gods made of gold with gemstone eyes, gods carved of cedar wood, gods chiseled into mountains, gods of empty air… I know them all. I have seen their peoples garland them with flowers, and shed the blood of goats and bulls and children in their names. And I have heard the prayers, in half a hundred tongues. Cure my withered leg, make the maiden love me, grant me a healthy son. Save me, succor me, make me wealthy . . .protect me! Protect me from mine enemies, protect me from the darkness, protect me from the crabs inside my belly, from the horselords, from the slavers, from the sellswords at my door. Protect me from the Silence ." He laughed. "Godless? Why, Aeron, I am the godliest man ever to raise sail! You serve one god, Damphair, but I have served ten thousand. From Ib to Asshai, when men see my sails, they pray." – Euron 'Crow's Eye' Greyjoy[46] |
| Forty-fourth | Tyrion points out the pointlessness of changing his name:
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| Forty-fifth | "In the dark, I am the Knight of Flowers." Tyrion to Sansa, on the night of their marriage.[48] |
| Forty-sixth | "A girl should be bloody too. This is her work." — Jaqen H'ghar to Arya Stark at the battle inside Harrenhal[49] |
| Forty-seventh | "Careful with those, you don't want to get blood all over those pretty white cloaks." – Bronn to the Kingsguard (when Tyrion rescues Sansa from Joffrey Lannister[50]) |
| Forty-eighth | – "Men are such faithless creatures." – Varys – Tyrion sighed. "Who's the traitor today?" – The eunuch handed him a scroll. "So much villainy, it sings a sad song for our age. Did honor die with our fathers?" – "My father is not dead yet."Varys and Tyrion (when he first tells him about the Antler Men)[51] |
| Forty-ninth | Vengeance. Justice. Fire and Blood. –Doran Martell[52] |
| Fiftieth | Why is it always the innocents who suffer most, when you high lords play your game of thrones? —Varys, to Eddard Stark[53] |
| Fifty-first | You tell him this, m'lord. You tell him he's bound on marching the wrong way. It's north he should be taking his swords. North, not south. You hear me? –Osha speaks of Robb to Bran.[54] |
| Fifty-second | -"You know the saying about the Hand?" (Robert Baratheon) -"What the King dreams, the Hand builds." (Eddard Stark) -"I bedded a fishmaid once who told me the lowborn have a choicer to way to put it. The king eats, they say and the Hand takes the shit." (Robert Baratheon)[55] |
| Fifty-third | "Winter is Coming"-Stark words Arya Stark[56] |
| Fifty-fourth | "And I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things."-Tyrion Lannister[57] |
| Fifty-fifth | "My mind is my weapon. My brother has his sword, King Robert has his warhammer, and I have my mind . . . and a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge." –Tyrion Lannister[57] |
| Fifty-sixth | "You feed your dog bones under the table, you do not seat him beside you on the high bench." – Tywin Lannister[58] |
| Fifty-seventh | "Some battles are won with swords and spears, others with quills and ravens." Tywin Lannister[59] |
| Fifty-eight | "Mummers and monkeys require applause. So did Aerys, for that matter." Tywin Lannister[59] |
| Fifty-ninth | "There is a tool for every task, and a task for every tool." – Tywin Lannister[60] |
| Sixtieth | "And any man who must say ‘I am the king’ is no true king at all." – Tywin Lannister[61] |
| Sixty-first | "You cannot eat love, nor buy a horse with it, nor warm your halls on a cold night." – Tywin Lannister[62] |
| Sixty-second | "This is how you start a war. Not with a crown of gold, but with a blade of steel." – Gerold Dayne[63]. |
| Sixty-third | "Better to mock the game than to play and lose." – Genna Lannister [64]. |
| Sixty-fourth | "Men are such thundering great fools. Even the sort who come along once in a thousand years." – Genna Lannister [65]. |
| Sixty-fifth | "Words are wind." – Tyrion Lannister [66] |
| Sixty-sixth | "Dreams are what we have." – Jojen Reed [67] |
| Sixty-seventh | "Kill the boy, Jon Snow. Winter is almost upon us. Kill the boy and let the man be born." – Maester Aemon to Jon Snow [68] |
| Sixty-eight | "No man is free. Only children and fools think elsewise." Tywin Lannister [69] |
| Sixty-ninth | "Kings and corpses always draw attendants" Davos Seaworth [70] |
| Seventieth | "A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one." — Jojen Reed to Bran Stark[71] |
| Seventy-first | "A man must know how to look before he can hope to see." – Brynden Rivers to Bran[71] |
| Seventy-second | "Never fear the darkness, Bran. The strongest trees are rooted in the dark places of the earth. Darkness will be your cloak, your shield, your mother's milk. Darkness will make you strong." – Brynden Rivers to Bran Stark[71] |
| Seventy-third | "Qarth wants no khalasars seething round our walls. The stench of all those horses … meaning no offense, Khaleesi." – Xaro Xhoan Daxos[72] |
| Seventy-Fourth | If I could pray with my cock, I would be much more religious. « Tyrion Lannister [73] |
| Seventy-fifth | "King Jaehaerys once told me that madness and greatness are two sides of the same coin. every time a new Targaryen is born, he said, the gods toss the coin in the air, and the world holds its breath to see how it will land." « Ser Barristan[74] |
| Seventy-sixth | "It all goes back and back, to our mothers and fathers and theirs before them. We are puppets dancing on the strings of those who came before us, and one day our own children will take up our strings and dance in our steads." « Tyrion's thoughts.[75] |
| Seventy-seventh | "Don't make me rue the day I raped your mother." « Roose Bolton[76] |
| Seventy-eighth | The Red Viper (circling Gregor Clegane with his spear): "Do you know who I am?" Gregor Clegane (watching, huge sword in hand): "Some dead man."[75] |
| Seventy-ninth | Cersei Lannister: (face bruising from Robert's blow) "I shall wear this as a badge of honor." Robert Baratheon: "Wear it in silence or I'll honor you again."[77] |
| Eightieth | "I seldom fling children from towers to improve their health." « Jaime Lannister [78] |
| Eighty-first | "… when your enemies defy you, you must serve them steel and fire. When they go to their knees, however, you must help them back to their feet. Elsewise no man will ever bend the knee to you."-Tywin Lannister[61] |
| Eighty-second | "We all need to be mocked from time to time, <…> lest we take ourselves too seriously." – Tyrion Lannister[79] |
| Eighty-third | "Let me give you some counsel, bastard. Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armor yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you." –Tyrion Lannister to Jon Snow[80] |
| Eighty-Fourth | "So young" said Wyman Manderly. "Though mayhaps this was a blessing. Had he lived, he would have grown up to be a Frey."[81] |
| Eighty-fifth | "In the game of thrones, even the humblest pieces can have wills of their own. Sometimes they refuse to make the moves you've planned for them." – Littlefinger[82] |
| Eighty-sixth | "Should I explain to you the meaning of a closed door in a whorehouse? – Tyrion to Jaime [83] |
| Eighty-seventh | “Egg?” he said, as the rain streamed down his cheeks. “Egg, I dreamed that I was old.” – Maester Aemon[84] |
| Eighty-eighth | "So I will only ask you once, Lord Snow. Are you a brother of the Night's Watch, or a bastard boy who wants to play at war?" – Jeor Mormont[85] |
| Eighty-ninth | Reek. Reek. It rhymes with leek. – Theon Greyjoy[86] |
| Ninetieth | Sea is colder than a maid and crueler than a whore. – Brusco[87] |
| Ninety-first | "Jon wants to see me?" Samwell Tarly"As to that I could not say. I never wanted to see half the things I've seen, and I've never seen half the things I wanted to. I don't think wanting comes into it. You'd best go all the same. Lord Jon wishes to speak with you as soon as he is done with Craster's wife." Dolorous Edd Tollett[88] |
| Ninety-second | "Bring us Sandor's head, and I know His Grace will be most grateful. Joff may have liked the man, but Tommen was always afraid of him … with good reason it would seem." Cersei"When a dog goes bad, the fault lies with his master." Ser Kevan Lannister said. Then he turned and walked away. [89]. |
| Ninety-third | "The king is my son!"Cersei"Aye," her uncle said, "and from what I saw of Joffrey, you are as unfit a mother as you are a ruler." Kevan Lannister [89] |
| Ninety-fourth | "My wants do not matter," said the kindly man. "It may be that the Many-Faced God has led you here to be his instrument, but when I look at you I see a child… and worse a girl child. Many have served Him of Many Faces through the centuries, but only a few of His servants have been women. Women bring life into the world. We bring the gift of death. No one can do both." [90] |
| Ninety-fifth | Illyrio Mopatis: “As for my household, they love me well. None would betray me”.Tyrion Lannister: “Cherish that thought, my fat friend. One day we will carve those words upon your crypt”.[91] |
| Ninety-sixth | … but no, I had to have a whore. Kinslaying was not enough, I needed a cunt and wine to seal my ruin, and here I am on the wrong side of the world, wearing a slave collar with little golden bells to announce my coming. If I dance just right, maybe I can ring “The Rains of Castamere.”Tyrion, contemplating his sorry state of affairs in Meereen |
| Ninety-seventh | "Only cowards dress in iron," Khrazz declared, circling. Ser Barristan turned with him. "This coward is about to kill you, ser." The man was no knight, but his courage had earned him that much courtesy.[92] |
| Ninety-eighth | In real life, the hardest aspect of the battle between good and evil is determining which is which.[93] |
| Ninety-ninth | They chanted in the tongue of Old Volantis, but Tyrion had heard the prayers enough to grasp the essence. Light our fire and protect us from the dark, blah blah, light our way and keep us toasty warm, the night is dark and full of terrors, save us from the scary things, and blah blah blah some more.[94] |
| Hundred | "Her name is Brienne," Jaime said. "Brienne, the maid of Tarth. You are still maiden, I hope?" Her broad homely face turned red. "Yes." "Oh, good," Jaime said. "I only rescue maidens."[95] |
| Hundred & first | "We are all going to die". Tyrion’s words of reassurance to Penny |
| Hundred & second | “He has a song. He is the prince that was promised, and his is the song of ice and fire.There must be one more The dragon has three heads.” – Rhaegar Targaryen[96] |
| Hundred & third | Power resides where men believe it resides… It's a trick… A shadow on the wall… And ofttimes a very small man can cast a very large shadow.Varys to Tyrion.[97] |