ארכיון רשומות מהקטגוריה "ציטוטים"
Hey, The Karate Kid’s a great movie.
It’s the story of a hopeful, young karate enthusiast whose
dreams and moxie take him all the way to
the All Valley Karate Championship.
Of course, sadly he loses in the final round to that nerd kid.
But, he learns an important lesson about
gracefully accepting defeat.
“Wait, when you watch The Karate Kid you actually root
for that mean blonde boy?” – Lily
No, I root for the scrawny loser from New Jersey
who barely even knows karate.
When I watch The Karate Kid I root for the karate kid,
Johnny Lawrence from the Cobra Kai dojo.
Get your head out of your ass Lily.
– Barney Stinson
הוידאו היחידי שמצאתי של זה באיכות די גרועה אבל זה פשוט גדול
Raj: I'm telling you dude, the only way to make you feel better about Penny going out with other guys, is for you to get back on the whores.
Howard: … "horse".
Raj: What?
Howard: The phrase is "get back on the horse"… not "whores".
Raj: That's disgusting, dude!
אם אתה נאלץ לשחק, החלט מראש על שלושה דברים :
חוקי המשחק, סכום ההימור וזמן הפרישה.
Hobbit Lover: Hey man.
Elias: [Puts on Mooby's hat] Welcome to Mooby's, may I take your order?
Hobbit Lover: Yeah um, let's see… Give me one udderly delicious Moo-ilk shake, Skinny Calf and a, order of onion rings. Thanks.
Elias: [Typing into register. To himself:] "One ring to rule them all."
Hobbit Lover: [Surprised] "One ring to find them."
Randal Graves: [Eavesdropping] Oh Jesus.
Elias: "One ring to bring them all."
Hobbit Lover: "And in the darkness bind them!"
Elias: [Hi-5's the Hobbit Lover] Yes! How many times?
Hobbit Lover: Umm, three for 'Fellowship', two for 'Towers', *four* for 'Return'.
Elias: [Showing off] Five for return.
Hobbit Lover: Dude.
Randal Graves: Okay, look. There's only one 'Return', okay, and it ain't of 'The King', it's of 'The Jedi'.
Hobbit Lover: [to Elias] Oh, Star Wars geek.
Randal Graves: Oh I'm the geek? Look at you two whipping out your preciouses.
Elias: [to Hobbit Lover] You'll have to excuse him. He's not 'down' with the trilogy.
Randal Graves: Oh, what the fuck happened to this world? There's only one trilogy you fucking morons.
Hobbit Lover: You know what, maybe we should start calling your friend Padme, because he loves Mannequin Skywalker so much, right?
[Robotic genstures and monotone, imitating Anakin Skywalker]
Hobbit Lover: Danger, danger, my name is Anakin. My shitty acting is ruining saga.
Elias: [Chuckles] Yeah, you're crazy, Jar-Jar.
Randal Graves: Oh I'm crazy? Those fucking hobbit movies were boring as hell. All it was was a bunch of people walking. Three movies of people walking to a fucking volcano… Here's the first movie…
[Walks in a straight line, doped]
Randal Graves: … And here's the second movie…
[Walks in a straight line and steps]
Hobbit Lover: He is way off. Loser.
Randal Graves: …You ready for the third movie?
[Walks in a straight line again, and, at the end, pretends to take a ring off his finger and throw it away, then shrugs]
Diner #1: Fuckin' A.
קטע בונוס:
גאוני…
למי שפספס את ההקשר > תראו את שתיקת הכבשים שוב 🙂
ציטוט:
Bill: As you know, l'm quite keen on comic books. Especially the ones about superheroes. I find the whole mythology surrounding superheroes fascinating. Take my favorite superhero, Superman. Not a great comic book. Not particularly well-drawn. But the mythology… The mythology is not only great, it's unique.
The Bride: [who still has a needle in her leg] How long does this shit take to go into effect?
Bill: About two minutes, just long enough for me to finish my point. Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When that character wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone. Superman didn't become Superman. Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears – the glasses, the business suit – that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent. He's weak… he's unsure of himself… he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race. Sorta like Beatrix Kiddo and Mrs. Tommy Plimpton.
The Bride: Aso. The point emerges.
Bill: You would've worn the costume of Arlene Plimpton. But you were born Beatrix Kiddo. And every morning when you woke up, you'd still be Beatrix Kiddo. Oh, you can take the needle out.
The Bride: [does so] Are you calling me a superhero?
Bill: I'm calling you a killer. A natural born killer. You always have been, and you always will be. Moving to El Paso, working in a used record store, goin' to the movies with Tommy, clipping coupons. That's you, trying to disguise yourself as a worker bee That's you tryin' to blend in with the hive. But you're not a worker bee. You're a renegade killer bee. And no matter how much beer you drank or barbecue you ate or how fat your ass got, nothing in the world would ever change that.
Omar: I'll do what I can to help y'all. But, the game's out there, and it's play or get played. That simple.
Det. Ellis Carver: See, that's why we can't win.
Det. Thomas Hauk: Why not?
Det. Ellis Carver: They fuck up, they get beat. We fuck up, they give us pensions.
Det. Thomas Hauk: Why not?
Det. Ellis Carver: They fuck up, they get beat. We fuck up, they give us pensions.
Det. William Moreland: You seem awfully happy today.
Detective: I got laid last night.
Det. William Moreland: Oh yeah? Your asshole still hurt?
Detective: I got laid last night.
Det. William Moreland: Oh yeah? Your asshole still hurt?
Troy Wiggins: Shakima's just pissed, 'cause I had her when she was still good.
Shakima Greggs: Yeah, well, you the ugly-ass motherfucker that turned me around.
Shakima Greggs: Yeah, well, you the ugly-ass motherfucker that turned me around.
Proposition Joe: I heard your end would be covering my fee.
Stringer Bell: Your fee?
Proposition Joe: Yeah, I'm like a marriage counselor. Tell the man he oughta bring the bitch some flowers every once in a while. Tell the bitch she gotta suck some cock every once in a while. That sort of shit.
[Omar arrives]
Proposition Joe: Speaking of cocksuckers…
[to Omar]
Proposition Joe: I'm Proposition Joe. You fuck with me, I'll kill your whole family.
Stringer Bell: Your fee?
Proposition Joe: Yeah, I'm like a marriage counselor. Tell the man he oughta bring the bitch some flowers every once in a while. Tell the bitch she gotta suck some cock every once in a while. That sort of shit.
[Omar arrives]
Proposition Joe: Speaking of cocksuckers…
[to Omar]
Proposition Joe: I'm Proposition Joe. You fuck with me, I'll kill your whole family.
Freamon: Ain't none of you ever been in the military? Don't you know how you learn a thirty-inch quick time?
[Nobody speaks]
Freamon: Draft dodging peace freaks, huh?
[Nobody speaks]
Freamon: Draft dodging peace freaks, huh?
Moreland: I'm just a humble motherfucker with a big-ass dick.
Freamon: You give yourself too much credit.
Moreland: Okay then. I ain't that humble.
Freamon: You give yourself too much credit.
Moreland: Okay then. I ain't that humble.
DA Pearlman: What's the worst thing on a woman? A drunken Irishman.
Avon Barksdale: I ain't no suit-wearin' businessman like you… you know I'm just a gangsta I suppose…
Det. William Moreland: Them Greeks sure have some weird-ass names.
Det. James 'Jimmy' McNulty: Hey, don't knock the Greeks. They invented civilization.
Det. William Moreland: Yeah, and ass-fucking, too.
Det. James 'Jimmy' McNulty: Hey, don't knock the Greeks. They invented civilization.
Det. William Moreland: Yeah, and ass-fucking, too.
Brother Mouzone: I see you favor a .45.
Omar: At night I do. And I keeps one in the chamber in case you ponderin'.
Omar: At night I do. And I keeps one in the chamber in case you ponderin'.
Omar: All in the game yo, all in the game.
Omar: Ayo, lesson here, Bey. You come at the king, you best not miss.
Det. James 'Jimmy' McNulty: All those mopes in bracelets and not one of them named Osama.
Det. James 'Jimmy' McNulty: I got to ask you. If every time Snotboogie would grab the money and run away, why'd you even let him in the game?
Witness: What?
Det. James 'Jimmy' McNulty: If Snotboogie always stole the money, why'd you let him play?
Witness: You got to, this America, man.
Witness: What?
Det. James 'Jimmy' McNulty: If Snotboogie always stole the money, why'd you let him play?
Witness: You got to, this America, man.
Bubbles: Thin line between heaven and here.
Sgt. Jay Landsman: For you I would suggest some pantsuits, perhaps muted in color, something to offset Detective Moreland's pinstripe lawyerly affectations and the brash tweedy impertinence of Detective Freamon. Rawls is watching on this one, let's at least pretend like we got a fucking clue.
Freamon: Tweedy impertinence? I like that.
Freamon: Tweedy impertinence? I like that.
Avon Barksdale: Fucked up, man. Ay… y'all ask me y'all ugly ass niggas shouldn't be in here fuckin' around with all these guns and shit…
Brother Mouzone: You're the perfect bait. They will view you as conflicted, your homophobia is so visceral.
Lamar: See that. I haven't even walked in the place yet and you're already calling me a cocksucker.
Lamar: See that. I haven't even walked in the place yet and you're already calling me a cocksucker.
Freamon: A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
Det. James 'Jimmy' McNulty: [during interrogation] All right, we'll call you Boris…
Sergei 'Serge' Malatov: [sighs] Boris… why always Boris?
Sergei 'Serge' Malatov: [sighs] Boris… why always Boris?
Det. William Moreland: [repeated line to McNulty] Happy now, bitch?
[repeated line]
State Sen. R. Clayton 'Clay' Davis: SHIIIIIT
State Sen. R. Clayton 'Clay' Davis: SHIIIIIT
Det. James 'Jimmy' McNulty: [Repeated line] What the fuck did I do?
Lt. Dennis Mello: [repeated Line at End of Role Call] Don't Get Captured!
מפלאי האינטרנט: תוך 3 ימים קיבלה התמונה הזאת והסיפור הנלווה לה 95,000 שיתופים בפייסבוק. מה שמפתיע: הסיפור אינו חדש, ורץ ברשת כבר כמה שנים
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וושינגטון, תחנת רכבת בבוקר קריר בינואר 2007. האדם עם הכינור שבתמונה ניגן 6 יצירות של באך במשך כ-45 דקות. במהלך הזמן הזה בערך 2,000 איש עברו בתחנה, רובם בדרכם לעבודה.
לאחר כ-3 דקות, איש אחד הבחין שיש שם מוסיקאי שמנגן. הוא האט את צעדיו ועצר לכמה דקות, ולאחר מכן הוא מיהר לדרכו להמשך תכניותיו.
לאחר כ-4 דקות:
הכנר קיבל את הדולר הראשון. אשה זרקה את הכסף לתוך הכובע האדום, מבלי לעצור, והמשיכה ללכת.
לאחר 6 דקות:
אדם צעיר נשען על הקיר והאזין לכנר, ואז הסתכל בשעונו והמשיך ללכת.
לאחר 10 דקות:
ילד כבן 3 עצר, אבל אמא שלו גררה אותו משם, ממהרת לענייניה. הילד נעצר שוב כדי להסתכל על הכנר, אך אמו משכה בחוזקה והילד המשיך ללכת, כאשר הוא מסובב את ראשו כל הזמן הפעולה הזו חזרה על עצמה על יד מספר ילדים אחרים, אבל כל ההורים – ללא יוצא מן הכלל – הכריחו את ילדיהם להמשיך בדרכם במהרה.
לאחר 45 דקות: הכנר המשיך לנגן ללא הפסקה. 6 אנשים בלבד עצרו להאזין לו למשך זמן קצר. כ-20 נתנו לו כסף אבל המשיכו ללכת בקצב הנורמלי שלהם. הכנר אסף בסף הכל 32$.
לאחר שעה: הכנר סיים לנגן ושקט שרר במקום. אף אחד לא הבחין בכך ולא מחא כפיים. הוא לא קיבל כל הוקרה.
אף אחד לא ידע, שהכנר היה ג'ושוע בל, אחד המוזיקאים הגדולים בעולם. הוא ניגן את אחת היצירות המורכבות ביותר שנכתבו אי פעם, עם כינור ששוויו 3.5 מיליון דולר.
יומיים לפני כן, ג'ושוע בל מילא אולם בבוסטון, עבור מחיר ממוצע לכרטיס של 100$ – בתמורה לאותו המופע בדיוק.
זהו סיפור אמיתי.
הארוע בו ניגן ג'ושוע בל כאדם אנונימי בתחנת הרכבת של וושינגטון, אורגן על ידי הוושינגטון פוסט כחלק מניסוי חברתי לגבי תפיסה, נקודת מבט, טעם אישי, וסדרי עדיפויות של בני אדם.
הניסוי העלה כמה שאלות:
* בסביבה רגילה, בשעה לא צפויה, האם אנחנו מבחינים ביופי?
* אם הבחנו, האם אנו עוצרים רגע כדי להעריך אותו?
* האם אנו מזהים כישרון בהקשר לא צפוי?
מסקנה אחת אפשרית מניסוי זה יכולה להיות: אם אין לנו רגע אחד כדי לעצור ולהקשיב למוזיקאי הגדול ביותר בעולם, מנגן את היצירות הטובות ביותר שנכתבו אי פעם, עם אחד הכלים היפים ביותר שנעשו אי פעם…. כמה דברים אחרים אנו מפספסים במרוץ החיים?
מקור: לא ידוע.
מקור : http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Feature_quote
List of Quotes
| Feature quote | Quote |
| First | Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the fire that burns against cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come. – Oath of the Night's Watch[1][2] |
| Second | When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground. – Cersei Lannister[3] |
| Third | When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives. – Ned Stark[4] |
| Fourth | What is dead may never die, but rises again, harder and stronger. – Aeron Damphair[5] |
| Fifth | There are no men like me. There's only me. – Jaime Lannister[6] |
| Sixth | Never forget who you are, for surely the world won’t. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armor yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you. – Tyrion Lannister[7] |
| Seventh | Rhaegar fought valiantly, Rhaegar fought nobly, Rhaegar fought honorably. And Rhaegar died. – Jorah Mormont[8] |
| Eight | "Can a man still be brave if he's afraid?"- Bran Stark "That is the only time a man can be brave" – Eddard Stark[9] |
| Ninth | "The things I do for love" – Jaime Lannister[10] |
| Tenth | – "There will be pain." (Qyburn) – "I'll scream." (Jaime Lannister) – "A great deal of pain." – "I'll scream very loudly."[11] |
| Eleventh | The gold cloak drew a shortsword. "Here's your law.""That's no law, just a sword. Happens I got one, too.[12]" (Yoren) |
| Twelfth | "You know nothing, Jon Snow[13][14]." – Ygritte |
| Thirteenth | Lord Tywin Lannister did not, in the end, shit gold.[15] |
| Fourteenth | "First Lesson. Stick them with the pointy end." – Jon Snow to Arya[16] |
| Fifteenth | "Men call me Darkstar, and I am of the night" – Gerold Dayne to Myrcella Baratheon[17] |
| Sixeenth | "If you would take a man's life, you owe it to him to look into his eyes and hear his final words. And if you cannot bear to do that, then perhaps the man does not deserve to die." – Eddard Stark to Bran[18] |
| Seventeenth | "The Iron Throne is mine by rights. All those who deny that are my foes." – Stannis Baratheon "The whole of the realm denies it, brother. Old men deny it with their death rattle, and unborn children deny it in their mothers' wombs. They deny it in Dorne and they deny it on the Wall. No one wants you for their king. Sorry." – Renly Baratheon[19] |
| Eighteenth | "Oak and iron guard me well, or else I'm dead and doomed to hell." – Ser Duncan the Tall[20][21] |
| Nineteenth | "We're children. We're supposed to be childish."[22] – Myrcella Baratheon |
| Twentieth | "Do you even know what honor is?" – Brynden Tully to Jaime Lannister A horse – Jaime Lannister (to himself)[23] |
| Twenty-first | "I don't know who my mother was," – Jon Snow "Some woman, no doubt. Most of them are[24]." – Tyrion Lannister |
| Twenty-second | "I prefer my history dead. Dead history is writ in ink, the living sort in blood."[25] – Rodrik "The Reader" Harlaw |
| Twenty-third | "There is no creature on earth half so terrifying as a truly just man."[26] – Varys |
| Twenty-fourth | "Laws are a tedious business and counting coppers is worse[27]." – Robert Baratheon |
| Twenty-fifth | "Those are brave men. Let's go kill them[28]." – Tyrion Lannister |
| Twenty-sixth | "The gall of them, fighting back!"[29] – Tyrion Lannister |
| Twenty-seventh | "Whatever you do, make certain your hands are clean." – Petyr Baelish[30] |
| Twenty-eighth | "Valor is a poor substitute for numbers." – Doran Martell[31] |
| Twenty-ninth | "A bag of dragons buys a man's silence for a while, but a well-placed quarrel buys it forever.[32]" – Petyr Baelish |
| Thirtieth | "The dead are likely dull fellows, full of tedious complaints – 'the ground's too cold, my gravestone should be larger, why does HE get more worms than I do…'" – Dolorous Edd Tollett[33] |
| Thirty-first | "Do you have any notion what happens when a city is sacked, Sansa? No, you wouldn’t, would you? All you know of life you learned from singers, and there is such a dearth of good sacking songs."[34] – Cersei Lannister |
| Thirty-second | "You may well have the better claim, but I have the larger army." – Renly Baratheon[35] |
| Thirty-third | "Once they figure a way to work a dead horse, we'll be next. Likely I'll be the first too. 'Edd,' they'll say, 'dying's no excuse for laying down no more, so get on up and take this spear, you've got first watch tonight.' Well, I shouldn't be so gloomy. Might be I'll die before they work it out." – "Dolorous" Edd Tollett[36] |
| Thirty-fourth | "Father had only gone out to ransom Petyr Pimple. He brought them the gold they asked for, but they hung him anyway." – Amerei "Gatehouse Ami" Frey "Hanged, Ami. Your father was not a tapestry." – Mariya Darry[37] |
| Thirty-fifth | "In his chainmail shirt with a sword in his hand, Gendry looked almost a man grown, and dangerous. Hot Pie looked like Hot Pie."[38] |
| Thirty-sixth | "We'll never find that one, and I'll be blamed. Nothing ever goes missing that they don't look at me, ever since that time I lost my horse. As if that could be helped. He was white and it was snowing, what did they expect?" – "Dolorous" Edd Tollett[39] |
| Thirty-seventh | "I think it passing odd that I am loved by one for a kindness I never did, and reviled by so many for my finest act[40]." – Jaime Lannister |
| Thirty-eighth | "Don’t kill him here!" – Masha Heddle, about Tyrion "Don’t kill him anywhere" – Tyrion Lannister, about himself[41] |
| Thirty-ninth | "There are no true knights, no more than there are gods. If you can't protect yourself, die and get out of the way of those who can. Sharp steel and strong arms rule this world, don't ever believe any different." – Sandor Clegane[42] |
| Fortieth | "There's nothing half so mortal as a grey goose feather" – Theon Greyjoy[43] |
| Forty-first | "Is there gold hidden in the village? Is there silver? Gems? Is there food? Where is Lord Beric? Where did he go? How many men were with him? How many knights? How many bowmen? How many, how many, how many, how many, how many, how many? Is there goldin the village?" – Arya Stark, stabbing in rhythm[44] |
| Forty-second | "What if the wolves come?" – Lommy Greenhands "Yield" – Arya[45] |
| Forty-third | "Who knows more of gods than I? Horse gods and fire gods, gods made of gold with gemstone eyes, gods carved of cedar wood, gods chiseled into mountains, gods of empty air… I know them all. I have seen their peoples garland them with flowers, and shed the blood of goats and bulls and children in their names. And I have heard the prayers, in half a hundred tongues. Cure my withered leg, make the maiden love me, grant me a healthy son. Save me, succor me, make me wealthy . . .protect me! Protect me from mine enemies, protect me from the darkness, protect me from the crabs inside my belly, from the horselords, from the slavers, from the sellswords at my door. Protect me from the Silence ." He laughed. "Godless? Why, Aeron, I am the godliest man ever to raise sail! You serve one god, Damphair, but I have served ten thousand. From Ib to Asshai, when men see my sails, they pray." – Euron 'Crow's Eye' Greyjoy[46] |
| Forty-fourth | Tyrion points out the pointlessness of changing his name:
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| Forty-fifth | "In the dark, I am the Knight of Flowers." Tyrion to Sansa, on the night of their marriage.[48] |
| Forty-sixth | "A girl should be bloody too. This is her work." — Jaqen H'ghar to Arya Stark at the battle inside Harrenhal[49] |
| Forty-seventh | "Careful with those, you don't want to get blood all over those pretty white cloaks." – Bronn to the Kingsguard (when Tyrion rescues Sansa from Joffrey Lannister[50]) |
| Forty-eighth | – "Men are such faithless creatures." – Varys – Tyrion sighed. "Who's the traitor today?" – The eunuch handed him a scroll. "So much villainy, it sings a sad song for our age. Did honor die with our fathers?" – "My father is not dead yet."Varys and Tyrion (when he first tells him about the Antler Men)[51] |
| Forty-ninth | Vengeance. Justice. Fire and Blood. –Doran Martell[52] |
| Fiftieth | Why is it always the innocents who suffer most, when you high lords play your game of thrones? —Varys, to Eddard Stark[53] |
| Fifty-first | You tell him this, m'lord. You tell him he's bound on marching the wrong way. It's north he should be taking his swords. North, not south. You hear me? –Osha speaks of Robb to Bran.[54] |
| Fifty-second | -"You know the saying about the Hand?" (Robert Baratheon) -"What the King dreams, the Hand builds." (Eddard Stark) -"I bedded a fishmaid once who told me the lowborn have a choicer to way to put it. The king eats, they say and the Hand takes the shit." (Robert Baratheon)[55] |
| Fifty-third | "Winter is Coming"-Stark words Arya Stark[56] |
| Fifty-fourth | "And I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things."-Tyrion Lannister[57] |
| Fifty-fifth | "My mind is my weapon. My brother has his sword, King Robert has his warhammer, and I have my mind . . . and a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge." –Tyrion Lannister[57] |
| Fifty-sixth | "You feed your dog bones under the table, you do not seat him beside you on the high bench." – Tywin Lannister[58] |
| Fifty-seventh | "Some battles are won with swords and spears, others with quills and ravens." Tywin Lannister[59] |
| Fifty-eight | "Mummers and monkeys require applause. So did Aerys, for that matter." Tywin Lannister[59] |
| Fifty-ninth | "There is a tool for every task, and a task for every tool." – Tywin Lannister[60] |
| Sixtieth | "And any man who must say ‘I am the king’ is no true king at all." – Tywin Lannister[61] |
| Sixty-first | "You cannot eat love, nor buy a horse with it, nor warm your halls on a cold night." – Tywin Lannister[62] |
| Sixty-second | "This is how you start a war. Not with a crown of gold, but with a blade of steel." – Gerold Dayne[63]. |
| Sixty-third | "Better to mock the game than to play and lose." – Genna Lannister [64]. |
| Sixty-fourth | "Men are such thundering great fools. Even the sort who come along once in a thousand years." – Genna Lannister [65]. |
| Sixty-fifth | "Words are wind." – Tyrion Lannister [66] |
| Sixty-sixth | "Dreams are what we have." – Jojen Reed [67] |
| Sixty-seventh | "Kill the boy, Jon Snow. Winter is almost upon us. Kill the boy and let the man be born." – Maester Aemon to Jon Snow [68] |
| Sixty-eight | "No man is free. Only children and fools think elsewise." Tywin Lannister [69] |
| Sixty-ninth | "Kings and corpses always draw attendants" Davos Seaworth [70] |
| Seventieth | "A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one." — Jojen Reed to Bran Stark[71] |
| Seventy-first | "A man must know how to look before he can hope to see." – Brynden Rivers to Bran[71] |
| Seventy-second | "Never fear the darkness, Bran. The strongest trees are rooted in the dark places of the earth. Darkness will be your cloak, your shield, your mother's milk. Darkness will make you strong." – Brynden Rivers to Bran Stark[71] |
| Seventy-third | "Qarth wants no khalasars seething round our walls. The stench of all those horses … meaning no offense, Khaleesi." – Xaro Xhoan Daxos[72] |
| Seventy-Fourth | If I could pray with my cock, I would be much more religious. « Tyrion Lannister [73] |
| Seventy-fifth | "King Jaehaerys once told me that madness and greatness are two sides of the same coin. every time a new Targaryen is born, he said, the gods toss the coin in the air, and the world holds its breath to see how it will land." « Ser Barristan[74] |
| Seventy-sixth | "It all goes back and back, to our mothers and fathers and theirs before them. We are puppets dancing on the strings of those who came before us, and one day our own children will take up our strings and dance in our steads." « Tyrion's thoughts.[75] |
| Seventy-seventh | "Don't make me rue the day I raped your mother." « Roose Bolton[76] |
| Seventy-eighth | The Red Viper (circling Gregor Clegane with his spear): "Do you know who I am?" Gregor Clegane (watching, huge sword in hand): "Some dead man."[75] |
| Seventy-ninth | Cersei Lannister: (face bruising from Robert's blow) "I shall wear this as a badge of honor." Robert Baratheon: "Wear it in silence or I'll honor you again."[77] |
| Eightieth | "I seldom fling children from towers to improve their health." « Jaime Lannister [78] |
| Eighty-first | "… when your enemies defy you, you must serve them steel and fire. When they go to their knees, however, you must help them back to their feet. Elsewise no man will ever bend the knee to you."-Tywin Lannister[61] |
| Eighty-second | "We all need to be mocked from time to time, <…> lest we take ourselves too seriously." – Tyrion Lannister[79] |
| Eighty-third | "Let me give you some counsel, bastard. Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armor yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you." –Tyrion Lannister to Jon Snow[80] |
| Eighty-Fourth | "So young" said Wyman Manderly. "Though mayhaps this was a blessing. Had he lived, he would have grown up to be a Frey."[81] |
| Eighty-fifth | "In the game of thrones, even the humblest pieces can have wills of their own. Sometimes they refuse to make the moves you've planned for them." – Littlefinger[82] |
| Eighty-sixth | "Should I explain to you the meaning of a closed door in a whorehouse? – Tyrion to Jaime [83] |
| Eighty-seventh | “Egg?” he said, as the rain streamed down his cheeks. “Egg, I dreamed that I was old.” – Maester Aemon[84] |
| Eighty-eighth | "So I will only ask you once, Lord Snow. Are you a brother of the Night's Watch, or a bastard boy who wants to play at war?" – Jeor Mormont[85] |
| Eighty-ninth | Reek. Reek. It rhymes with leek. – Theon Greyjoy[86] |
| Ninetieth | Sea is colder than a maid and crueler than a whore. – Brusco[87] |
| Ninety-first | "Jon wants to see me?" Samwell Tarly"As to that I could not say. I never wanted to see half the things I've seen, and I've never seen half the things I wanted to. I don't think wanting comes into it. You'd best go all the same. Lord Jon wishes to speak with you as soon as he is done with Craster's wife." Dolorous Edd Tollett[88] |
| Ninety-second | "Bring us Sandor's head, and I know His Grace will be most grateful. Joff may have liked the man, but Tommen was always afraid of him … with good reason it would seem." Cersei"When a dog goes bad, the fault lies with his master." Ser Kevan Lannister said. Then he turned and walked away. [89]. |
| Ninety-third | "The king is my son!"Cersei"Aye," her uncle said, "and from what I saw of Joffrey, you are as unfit a mother as you are a ruler." Kevan Lannister [89] |
| Ninety-fourth | "My wants do not matter," said the kindly man. "It may be that the Many-Faced God has led you here to be his instrument, but when I look at you I see a child… and worse a girl child. Many have served Him of Many Faces through the centuries, but only a few of His servants have been women. Women bring life into the world. We bring the gift of death. No one can do both." [90] |
| Ninety-fifth | Illyrio Mopatis: “As for my household, they love me well. None would betray me”.Tyrion Lannister: “Cherish that thought, my fat friend. One day we will carve those words upon your crypt”.[91] |
| Ninety-sixth | … but no, I had to have a whore. Kinslaying was not enough, I needed a cunt and wine to seal my ruin, and here I am on the wrong side of the world, wearing a slave collar with little golden bells to announce my coming. If I dance just right, maybe I can ring “The Rains of Castamere.”Tyrion, contemplating his sorry state of affairs in Meereen |
| Ninety-seventh | "Only cowards dress in iron," Khrazz declared, circling. Ser Barristan turned with him. "This coward is about to kill you, ser." The man was no knight, but his courage had earned him that much courtesy.[92] |
| Ninety-eighth | In real life, the hardest aspect of the battle between good and evil is determining which is which.[93] |
| Ninety-ninth | They chanted in the tongue of Old Volantis, but Tyrion had heard the prayers enough to grasp the essence. Light our fire and protect us from the dark, blah blah, light our way and keep us toasty warm, the night is dark and full of terrors, save us from the scary things, and blah blah blah some more.[94] |
| Hundred | "Her name is Brienne," Jaime said. "Brienne, the maid of Tarth. You are still maiden, I hope?" Her broad homely face turned red. "Yes." "Oh, good," Jaime said. "I only rescue maidens."[95] |
| Hundred & first | "We are all going to die". Tyrion’s words of reassurance to Penny |
| Hundred & second | “He has a song. He is the prince that was promised, and his is the song of ice and fire.There must be one more The dragon has three heads.” – Rhaegar Targaryen[96] |
| Hundred & third | Power resides where men believe it resides… It's a trick… A shadow on the wall… And ofttimes a very small man can cast a very large shadow.Varys to Tyrion.[97] |
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